All Those Years Ago...

I heard on the radio this morning that the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was coming out today. This news caught me by surprise, because who knew they still made this issue? This is a magazine issue that has lost its relevance over the last 15 years. That's really kind of sad to me, as this day used to be a national holiday.

If you ask any male between the ages of 28 and 60 who their favorite SI swimsuit girl was, they will almost assuredly answer you with the same lightning-fast speed as naming their favorite quarterback or favorite pitcher. Kathy Ireland (always my #1). Cheryl Tiegs. Christie Brinkley. Elle MacPherson. There was nothing more exciting for a teenage boy in the '60's through the '80's than getting this issue at the newstand or in the mail. And it was also perfect timing in the sports calendar, the lull right after the Super Bowl and before Spring Training. Nowadays, with Maxim & Stuff sending issues on a monthly basis, and of course, the Internets with their vast "options" of looking at hot women, does a 15-year-old boy even KNOW about this "holiday"? My guess would be that most would not.

So, as I wistfully remember the "good old days," when a teenager had to settle for an annual event instead of a daily diluge of anything imaginable, I give you my favorite issue- the 1989 Kathy Ireland cover. It's almost as good as remembering the '88 Dodgers.

Blue Rocks Press Conference

I had my first "real" baseball day with the team on Wednesday as a press conference was held to announce the new manager, Darryl Kennedy. He seems to be a very personable guy, introducing himself to the front office beforehand. Darryl played for the Giants & Rangers organizations in the minors, and this is his seventh minor league managerial position (unlike the majors, moving around so much is not considered a bad thing, as long as you are moving up, which Kennedy has). I have even gotten to see him manage before, with the Frisco Roughriders in '06 while Staci & I were out in Texas. It's still early February, but at least baseball is somewhat in the air here.

4 Years And Counting...

The Patriots just won the Super Bowl. Janet Jackson showed the world her nipple. Howard Dean melted down as his presidential campaign went ka-plooey. "Hey Ya" by Outkast was #1 on the charts. A-Rod was days from becoming a Yankee. The Montreal Expos were about to begin their final season. Why the reminiscing? These events were on many people's minds on February 6, 2004. A day which will live in infamy, ahem, for me as well. That is the day that Staci and I began our dance of love.

After weeks of flirting at Chili's, we had finally set a time to hang out- a Friday night where we met up at Damon's and later danced at PollyEsther's, where we kissed for the first time. So much has happened in the 1461 days that have followed. We have laughed and cried, moved to another state, and oh yeah, gotten married. We have been to 18 Major League ballparks and countless minor league parks together (the picture above is from our first game in Baltimore on 9/11/04). Through everything, I wouldn't trade our time together for anyhting in the world, and though our "real" anniversary is in September, this will always be the day I look back on with the most fondness- the day that something truly special came to be. Love you babe.

End Of An Era

It's a rare occasion that I write about basketball. In fact, it's never happened on this blog. But today is an excpetion, as the last active sports person and icon from my childhood, Coach Bobby Knight, has retired. I'm not sure how I really even became a fan. I didn't follow much college basketball as a kid, and to root for a controversial figure who coached in the middle of Indiana seems odd to me now. But something about him being such a fiery figure at the dawn of the "Sportscenter" Era must have drawn me to root for Coach Knight.

And I never changed my mind about what a great coach he is, even though he seemed to constantly draw negative attention with his outbursts of anger against anyone who rubbed him the wrong way. He threw chairs, he cursed worse than a sailor, he berated some players; worst of all, he once put his hands on a player's neck. Some would say he choked him, though the video was grainy and somewhat inconclusive. After too many incidents, he was run out of Indiana in 2000. He somehow resurrected his career in the depths of unknown Texas Tech.

For all of his personal shortcomings, no one could argue about Knight's abilities as a coach. Over 40 years at Army, Indiana, and Texas Tech, Knight has had a graduation rate over 90% with his players, just an astronical number that is never seen in college basketball. He always put education first and if a player slacked off on his studies, Knight would kick him off the team- no matter how good he was. He won 902 wins as a Division I coach, easily an NCAA record; he also won 3 NCAA championships, which puts him in elite company. Hopefully, when the final story about Bob Knight is written, it will include all of these good things as well.

BK's Best and Worst Super Bowl Ads

Here are the worst ads from last night, in my humble opinion:

5. Garmin GPS- Napoleon using GPS to get through France.
4. Sunsilk- Madonna and Marilyn Monroe in a hair produce ad.
3. Career Builder- Woman's heart leaps out of her chest.
2. (tie) Both Sales Genie ads- Horrible cartoons with 1930's style racist undertones.
1. AMP drink- Redneck sticks jumper cables on his nipples.

And my favorites:

5. Coke- Underdog & Stewie balloons battle while Chasrlie Brown actually wins something.
4. Bud- Dalmation trains Clydesdale to Rocky music.
3. NFL- Story of grocery clerk & oboe player Chester Pitts making the NFL.
2. Bud Light- Will Ferrell as a Flint Tropics basketball player.
1. Diet Pepsi Max- To me, the funniest ad was stars and people alike waking up to Pepsi Max and "What Is Love?" Kattan's appearance at the end is priceless. To see it again, watch below:



Feel free to share your own favorites. A full list of ads is online In USA Today's Money Section.

Conversations with Sports Gods

Sunday, February 3rd, early morning, on another plane of existence. NFL Legend Walter Payton is sent to speak with the Congregation of Sports Gods:

Payton: Sorry to bother y'all, but we have a serious situation developing down in Arizona.
Sports Gods: Why? What's going on?
Payton: Well, the NFL's New England Patriots are about to go undefeated for the season by winning the Super Bowl.
Sports Gods: That should be good for the sport.
Payton: I would normally agree, but there has been proof that they illegally taped games to gain a competitive advantage.
Sports Gods: Well, that is a shame, but these things happen occasionally.
Payton: The problem is that this has been happening too much in sports lately. Between Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens, among others, illegally enhancing themselves, and the NBA's Tim Donaghy throwing games, the true sports fan is becoming disillusioned.
Sports Gods: Does anyone even care?
Payton: Not as many as you would hope. But there are those who cannot stomach much more of unattainable records being broken.
Sports Gods: Well, we haven't gotten involved in anything like this since Buster Douglas beat Mike Tyson. But you make a compelling argument. Let us right things for this one last game of the NFL season.
Payton: Thanks guys. Anything you can do will be appreciated.

Time For The 275,689th Prediction Of The Week...

The big day is here, and I will not let anything stop my love for this day. Even though I hate both teams. Even though there will be no "winner"(see previous post for explanation). Even though I am much more excited about two events surrounding today (Lost premiere last Thursday and Super Tuesday). So, I have decided after much hand-wringing, that I will not let the Immoral Bowl ruin my favorite "holiday." There will still be great food, great commercials, and hopefully, a decent football game. So here is my unscientific, completely on-the-fence prediction. I am with the thinking, of which I can take no credit, that there could be 2 very different outcomes:

Scenario 1: A complete and devastating Patriots blowout in which She-li Manning throws 8 interceptions and Tom Brady does his best Joe Montana. In this scenario, the Patriots win 54-7.

Scenario 2: The Giants are still the Giants who took on the far-superior Cowboys and Packers and outplayed them both. They are still the Giants who only lost by 3 to these Patriots a few weeks ago and just couldn't close the deal. If they are these Giants, they come up with the biggest upset in 25 years and win 41-38.

Which of these do I believe more likely? Scenario 1, unfortunately, though I hope not. Blowouts make the Super Bowl unwatchable, and seeing this immoral team go 19-0 will be close to Bonds "breaking" the home run record, in my mind. So let's hope for a close game and then- it's only 11 days till pitchers and catchers report!

The Immoral Bowl

One of the biggest quandries of my sports life will happen in 13 days. Who do I root for in what I have dubbed "Immoral Bowl I," more commonly known as "Super Bowl XLII."

In one corner you have the New England Patriots, who are having an "historic" season. They are the first team to go 18-0 and look to become the 2nd NFL team in history to go undefeated. All well and good, except for the fact that in the first week of this season, the Patriots were caught using illegal cameras to tape the opponents' sidelines in order to steal signals and change their defense accordingly. The Pats' defensive players were also accused of using microphones in their uniforms to pick up offensive signals. This incident was considered so severe that the NFL fined the Pats and coach Bill Belichick a combined $750,000 and took away their #1 draft pick. All of this, while still mentioned frequently in the media, is largely dismissed as an apparition, and there's no way they can still be cheating, right? Or the great excuse, "Everyone does it, so it doesn't matter." First of all, are you telling me that the other 31 teams have just been lucky enough not to get caught? And even if every team does do it(HIGHLY unlikely), how does this make it right? Beacuse they're better at it? This is the Barry Bonds apologist excuse, and it doesn't fly with me.

Then you have the Giants, "led" by their "selfless" quarterback Eli Manning. The same Eli Manning that during the 2004 Draft refused to become a San Diego Charger. He didn't like the make-up of the team, he said. Regardless of the fact that when you are a number 1 draft pick, you are going to a bad team, everything Manning that day was low-class. When the Chargers still drafted him, he stood on stage with a pout on his face and even refused to put the Chargers hat on (a draft-day tradition). It would mess his hair, he said. The Chargers, left with no choice, traded him to the Giants(one of three teams he said he would play for). Unbecoming, selfish behavior by Manning, who has turned out be a subpar player until the last 4 weeks or so. And yet he is left off the hook by most media as well. The same people who wanted to run him out of New York in early December now talk about his "pressure under fire." At least he puts his helmet even though it messes his hair up.

So there you have it, folks. Who do you root for? The Cheat-riots or the Littlest Giants? The cheaters or the primadonnas? For those of us that still care about the integrity of sports, the choice is difficult. And for the first time in my life, I may not root for anyone in the Super Bowl.

It's Time For Blue Rock Baseball!

Well, just for me. The rest of you have to wait till April 4th. Here are some pictures from my first day with the team:

Seperated At Birth?

Staci:


Actress Kim Dickens, guest star on "Lost" and many other roles:



Same nose and smile, mostly. But like I've said, my baby could be a model. :)